10 Good Things About Being Home
10. I can walk on the side walks without having to climb over piles of rubble.
9. Neighborhoods are wall free.
8. Nobody's burnings trash.
7. People only use their horns in the case of emergencies.
6. There aren't ants all over the places.
5. People have real trash cans.
4. Not as many poor people on the street.
3. 7 a.m. is no longer an option. But then again a part of me misses the option.
2. Dryers. They are awesome.
1. No Mirta
4 Comments:
welcome home!!!!
yes ricardo.....welcome back to the states....drop me a line or two sometime at frankietackett@gmail.com
the flaming skeleton was denied a bank loan
10. Barney would have a problem with this!
9. Walls protect. Please practice safe neighborhooding!
8. Studies have proven that breathing in garbage smoke kills the weak brain cells, leaving only the strong.
7. Once your ears are accustomed, loud Latin American horns are like rustic jazz, or a song sung by a drunken whale.
6. Ants have the most highly evolved social structure, we must learn from them not shudder at the sight of them.
5. Fake trash cans are more fun, more imaginative
4. Poor people on the street should evoke humility, they should be given sympathy.
3. Options are over-rated
2. The sun, even awesomer!!
1. I don’t know what ‘Mirta’ is, but just the thought of it infuriates me.
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